my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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