Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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