I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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