Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I want to fling myself into the sun
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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