So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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