but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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