You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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