i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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