in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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