i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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