I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
That's intense
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Randomize
