In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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