Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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