I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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