yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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