the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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