i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
How external is "for external use only"?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Randomize
