just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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