everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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