just come out here and I will go home with you...
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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