On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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