there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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