Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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