i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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