Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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