I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Randomize
