She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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