he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
