Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She bit a glass in half.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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