I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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