Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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