You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
im six kinds of drunk right now
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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