I wanna passion pit in your ass
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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