i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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