no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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