I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Its guy fieris flavor town of sufferingâ„¢
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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