But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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