How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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