You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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