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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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