On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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