So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
North Korea, Best Korea!
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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