You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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