do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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