Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
