Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
