what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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