Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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