Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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