glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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