I want to stick my p in your. b.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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